Your Horoscope for today: The Bucket.

Sorry to all you Aquarians out there, but I have some bad news:

Your star sign is The Bucket.

Don't believe me? Here's proof.

Stars column in Nipashe, a popular Tanzanian newspaper

Ndoo=bucket in Swahili.

So apparently yesterday was a good day for Buckets to reflect on what they had done in the past.

Other star signs' translations make more sense: a lion for Leo, scales for Libra, a crab for Cancer.. I suppose buckets can hold water though, so close enough.

But gee whiz, the 60s and 70s might have been a whole lot different if it was the dawning of the Age of the Bucket. And if the command module for the Apollo missions was called "Bucket" I can't imagine the astronauts would have been quite so keen to clamber on in regardless of how many test pilots they tried to get involved.

Peace out!